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Dream Busters CYOA – 012: A Sticky Situation

January 8, 2012 at 4:31 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments

This is my 285th post, which according to WordPress is my posting goal, so I am officially the happiest person alive. This is the best day ever, I feel proud for reaching a completely random number.

Dritty[LV2] – HP: 70/70 SP: 8/8

Toxiko[LV2] – HP: 80/80 SP:1/5

Mirby[LV2] – HP: 65/65 SP: 9/9

Lurby[Lv2] – HP:  80/80 SP: 5/5

Glace[Lv1] – HP: 70/70 SP: 6/6

Sirby[Lv1] – HP: 70/70 SP: 6/6

Ruby[Lv1] – HP: 65/65 SP: 7/7

Wirby[Lv1] – HP: 75/75 SP: 5/5

Syko[Lv1] – HP: 65/65 SP: 7/7

Location: Whispy Woods

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Aknowledging Jr. Croc is poisoned, Toxiko keeps his distance and stalls him out.

The spiked crocodile lunges at Toxiko, but he jumps back and unleases a Gunk Geiser from below and sends Jr. Croc into the sky. Upon him falling down, Toxiko attempts firing a Sludge Tsunami, but nothing happens.

Toxiko: Stupid Special Power 3rd wall thing.. I guess I’ll have to stall out his poisoning..

Jr. Croc: Ha! The *gag* *cough* only thing you’re going to be stalling is what I’ll be inSTALLING in you, a spike bullet of doom! Nyeheheh!

Everyone: …

Toxiko: With that terrible pun aside, prepared to be stalled to the death! Come at me bro.

Jr. Croc extends a spike out of his eggshell, which fires at Toxiko at a blinding speed.

Toxiko: Woah!

Thinking fast, Toxiko hurls a Poison Blob, which wasn’t a good defense to the spike missile, and it bursts. The spike collides with Toxiko, and he goes flying back. He retaliates more Poison Blobs,  keeping Jr. Croc away. He shoots two spikes simultaneously, of which were badly aimed, so were an ease to dodge with a duck. Firing more blobs, Toxiko notices Jr. Croc getting weaker from the poison.

Jr. Croc: You.. *cough* won’t win.. *gag*

He collapses on the forest ground, and the many spikes on his eggshell shatter.

Toxiko: Hah! I didn’t think this would be any easier.

Meanwhile..

Wirby: Gah! I didn’t think this would be any harder!

Syko: Well if you wouldn’t of pulled your stupid *pant* joke and caused a self-induced laugh, we wouldn’t be in this mess..

Wirby and Syko are sprinting away from a fleet of enraged Scarfies, devious orange creatures that only reveal their true evil form if they are agitated.

Syko: Bushes! Jump in them!

They dive into a nearby cluttered bush.

Syko: Phew.. They lost us.. Er.. what’s this sticky stuff on the ground? Honey? Ew..

Wirby: Seems like a sticky situation, eh?

Syko: Oh Wirby, you idiot, this isn’t a time to be making stupid puns..

Wirby: Gosh, your insults don’t have to be so sappy..

Syko slugs Wirby one.

Wirby: Ouch..

Syko: Remember what the Dreams Busters told us before, if we’re going to get through our expeditions we’re going to have to work together.

Wirby: Fine.. But punching me isn’t helping.. Anyway, here’s the map. We set out to find the golden honey from this forest, Goldencomb Woods, so that particular tree should beeee.. *scrolls the map* somewhere.. uh..

Syko: Give me that..  We can’t be lost.. *snags the map* Well.. there’s that tree.. that we passed.. I think.. and..

A bush rustles..

Wirby: Oh god, Cr- er, Scarfies!

Just then, three Scarfies in their red colored true forms emerged from the nearby conveniently placed hiding bush!

Wirby takes out his spear, and Syko turns on his scouter.. for some reason.

Wirby: What are you doing? We have to fight them!

Syko: Okay okay, hold on.. Say ‘what does the scouter say about his power level’?

Wirby: Ooh ooh.. I love this joke.. What does the scouter say about his power level?

Syko: It’s over NIIINE-

The Scarfies lash out and chomp with gaping mouths!

Wirby: Aw man.. didn’t get to finish the joke..

He thrusts his spear at one of the Scarfies, but it avoids it; as they can float. It swiftly flies above Wirby, but a blast of energy sends it to the ground.

Wirby: Thanks Sy- Look out!

The other two Scarfies come from two different directions!

Wirby throws a spear toward the Scarfies, but it barley avoids Syko.

Syko: Hey!

Wirby: Aiming for them.. heh..

He quickly reacts and ducks, but the Scarfies seemed smarter than the average Kirby enemy, and proceeded to bite Syko, thus avoiding a cartoony headbonk. -10 damage-

Syko: AAGGH! Get them off!

He flails around, the Scarfies still clamping on to him.

The third Scarfy comes back and lunges at Wirby, but with a quick spear block, all that it bit into was the dreamwood. He thrusts a spear, and it goes flying back.

Syko: Still enduring pain here!

Wirby: Uh..

He twirls his spear, and goes into Spearcopter, then swoops toward Syko.

Wirby: Grab on to my foot!

He does, and Wirby stops twirling the spear and just hangs on, making the spear twirl him.

After a few seconds of spinning rapidly in midair, the Scarfies go fly in different directions.

Wirby: It’s just like Soviet Russieeguuuh.. I think I’m ganna be sick..

The velocity lets up, and they come crashing down.

Syko: Not your best plan.. but it worked.. Ugh..

The two Scarfies explode, leaving one left. Syko sends a Pulse Wave at it, but it swoops under the green wave and chomps at him. -9 damage-  Wirby thrusts his spear at high speeds, a Rapid Thrust. The Scarfy can’t take all the hits, and explodes.

Wirby: Well.. we did it.

Syko: Yep. Now let’s find that golden honey..

They walk down the forest path, map in hand.

Syko: Why are we searching for honey again? Crafting something?

Wirby: Well, it’s apparently very sought out and made by the bees that live here..

Syko: Bees? Really? I would have never guessed.

Wirby: Can you go one moment without insult.. woah.. look!

A giant tree is in sight, with a giant hive of bees.

Syko: That must be it!

They dash over to the tree.

Wirby: Um.. how are we ganna get the honey?

Syko: I think you should do it while I supervise.

Wirby: Why can’t you do it?

Syko: Because I’m supervising.

Wirby: Shadup.. be serious here..

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Response Comment: How will you get the honey from the hive without frightening the bees? (Wirby and Syko only, again pretty obvious, but of course suggestions are okay)